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retrokill
19.09.2011, 16:38
Today be international talk like a pirate day (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html) and this here be the thread for yarr best pirate jokes!

Have at it me hearties!

retrokill
19.09.2011, 16:39
Why did the pirate buy an eye patch?

He couldn't afford an iPad!

Yarrgh!

retrokill
20.09.2011, 15:16
Right you humourless land lubbers. Another joke I dug up on a tropical island!

Why are pirates called pirates?

They just arrrrre!

Get yer scurvy'd carcasses over to pirate jokes (http://www.piratejokes.net/) and dig up some more! If ye don't, I'll make ye walk the plank into a room full of MW3 fan boys!